1 post from September 2009

Last night I dreamed I was having a poker party at my house, and some Russian Mafia dudes broke in and busted it up. I was afraid they were going ot kill me, so I hid in a closet till they settled in a back room, then I snuck out the door and drove off. Next day I went to the mall because it was hot out. I was afraid to go home in case the mobsters were still camped out at my pad. I walked past a mall office and who did I see inside but the head Russian mobster himself!!! I hid by the door and listened. He told someone to put a hit out on one of my friends, don't stop till he's dead, he said, and then MY voice answered that she'd do all that she could. I peeked inside and saw a clone of myself under the Russian mobsters command! No wonder they were trying to kill me. I called all my friends to warn them not to trust me. I thought about coming up with a codeword so they'd know it was me. I wondered if my clone had the same tattoos and birthmarks and so on as me...then I woke up.