2 posts tagged “dog”

while I'm here, I'll paste a snippet of an email I shot off to a buddy of mine name of Emily on May 22.

last night I dreamed you guys went to a place to look at dogs and I guess I went with you, but then I left for a little bit and got kidnapped by mark david chapman. but then he started having a nervous breakdown and I figured that was my cue to escape, and in my dream, I tried different methods like Choose Your Own Adventure. at first I shot him in the head with his own gun. but then it started over and I escaped through a window. in another round I thought I could just run out the door. And in the end i think y'all picked Thelma. [a puppy from Austin Pets Alive, a nice place that saves pets from the euthanasia lists and adopts them out]

Last night I dreamed that I had a Collie dog that could talk in that weird howly voice creepy dogs use when they sound like they're saying human words. My collie could say the words "collie" and "McDonalds."