2 posts tagged “star trek”

The other night I dreamed that my friends and I found a place that was a bowling alley full of slot machines. Class! We loved the place, but the slots only paid in random coins. It was kind of like getting change out of a vending machine. At one point I won so many coins I had to catch them in my shirt. I think it was like 10 bucks in nickels and quarters.

ran into S by the dumpsters, he offered me a ride home
seals in the river, otters. driver looked at them and nearly sideswiped a car. after awhile I was like, where are we going? he said plano. I said, well, you know, I live in austin...I guess I can catch a flight back
then we got on a bus right after leaving town. he sat next to a couple, I had two seats to myself across from them. he started looking around and gagging like he was going to puke. he leaned over that couple and they made EW faces which was really funny. finally he jumped over to my seats and found his laptop bag and puked into it next to me. I politely looked away, and had to plug my ears because the sound of puke makes me puke
later Gul Dukat joined the ride. it was like we were already friends, so we talked a little bit. he called his kids to tell them he was on a bus home but wouldn't get in until late. I wondered if he was going to try to put the moves on me. I wondered if I would go for it, because I am such a hard core trekkie. I would rather he put the moves on me instead of that other dude. after a pit stop I ended up sitting behind him, and the other dude was gone. we'd been on that bus all night and the sun was coming up. I kept singing songs to myself about DS9 but he couldn't hear me. i was amused nonetheless. I leaned forward to sing a little ditty in his ear and I noticed he was smoking on the bus. i was like, can you do that?! he said sure, and I looked around and sure enough everyone else was smoking, too. he gave me one and I smoked along. then the bus stopped and a ticket taker got on. Dukat grabbed my cigarette and put it out really quickly. I guess we weren't really supposed to be smoking in there. the ticket guy said everyone needed to pay a fair in the form of two checks. some guy got up and ran out the back of the bus. some older blonde woman who sounded like she'd been smoking for 50 years said, I ain't paying it. I already paid. The dude left and the ride continued. I started to wonder where the eff we were going. I looked to my left and saw Winehouse. I said, Amy, where is this bus going? She said Springfield. I said, what state? she didnt' know. that guy who got up and tried to run out the bus earlier said Missouri. I was like, man. I need to get off this bus. Then amy said, I wanna sing! I forgot how much better a friend booze is than water. I was like, amen sister. Then I woke up.