2 posts tagged “violence”

I have dreams occasionally that I'm beating down some dumb bitch for getting all up in my face. I don't know what that's about. My friend told me that when we go to Vegas soon she's going to pick a fight with some skanks just so all my dreams can come true. I said wait until after we take those Krav Maga classes in the spring. I like to win!

anyway, so the other night I dreamed I was eating at a restaurant and some dumb ho kept calling me sir and mister. I don't even know who she was, but it was obvious she was trying to rile me up to start something. She looked like the sort of blond fake tan chick you see and really lame clubs. Finally I said, stop calling me mister. And she was all like what? what did you say to me? You wanna say that to my FACE? You know the type. I just rolled my eyes at her and told her to get a life or something. So she came up to my table and leaned over me still going on about 'what did you say to me' and 'say it to me face' and so on. I told her basically that I wasn't into it and she should just move on with her life because this is stupid. So she hit me in the face with her purse! I jumped up and pushed her ass back and said, what the f*ck is wrong with you, you dumb c*nt! Then I woke up, lucky for her.

Last night I dreamed I was out on the town with my friend and her family, when she started drunkenly yelling about our ex-friend who is a big time f*ck up and deserves to have people drunkenly yelling about him. But of course right as she's really getting into it, he walks out of a bar across the street and hears everything! So he yells some nonsense racist slurs at us which gets the attention of everyone else on the street. Since they don't know what's going on, they think that we are trying to start something. My friend's dad calls 911 on his iPhone which just pisses people off more and we're about to get beat up right when I wake up.